A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrichbehind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes overand asks for their order.
The man says, 'I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,and turns to the ostrich. 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.'That will be $6.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again andthe man says, 'I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,and the ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and payswith the exact change.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always comeup with the exact change out of your pocket every time?
Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaningthe attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it aGenie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amountof money would always be there.
That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people wouldwish for a million dollars or something, but you'll alwaysbe as rich as you want for as long as you live!
That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.
The waitress asks, 'One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?
The man sighs and answers, 'My second wish was for atall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.